In the prime of my youth

Busy is an understatement. I've been non-stop super-duper psychodelic freaking-out brain-busting flat-out over the last week and a half! But I have set some time aside from the freak show to write to you, my faithful readers.

So I thought I would take this opportunity to introduce you all to a few things I have learned over the past week.

1. Unfortunately I'm not destined to be a hip hop icon as my heart so desires
I put on my attire and busted out some gansta moves last Friday, but I've been told that I just don't make the cut. However, when juxtaposed with my white acquaintance Chris Anderson, I appear much blacker than I actually am.



2. After a tiring day at uni, I'm not too good at games that require brain function
Brown Nutella smudges on your face is not the aim of the game in this activity. Each incorrect answer results in a bit of sticky hazelnut goodness on your face. I epically failed in this game - a total of nine smudges on my face.


3. After losing at the Nutella game, it's best to wash your face before ushering at Church the next morning
Enough said. My bad.

4. Preparing for exams doesn't necessarily require studying your work
In this case it requires walking into Coles, spotting a huge Red Bull display, seeing a price tag for two four-pack Red Bulls for $15. Regular drinkers of Red Bull will recognise this as an incredible price. For those of you playing at home, that's a saving of $4.98. Bargain.



5. I get nervous bleeding people I know, so Matt has two holes in his arm as a result
Matt asked me to bleed him and I did ... after missing his vein once. I got all nervous and his veins were a bit hard to feel. He was comforted, however, knowing that his colesterol fell into the normal range.


6. At the end of a busy week, nothing beats a warm smile
Even if it is yellow. That's Liz from work - note the ring on the finger, fellas ;)

Even at the end of this tiring week I can still say I've enjoyed it. Jesus is on my side and nothing this crazy world throws at me can pull me down.

Jolly Hockey Sticks.