So I thought I would take this opportunity to introduce you all to a few things I have learned over the past week.

I put on my attire and busted out some gansta moves last Friday, but I've been told that I just don't make the cut. However, when juxtaposed with my white acquaintance Chris Anderson, I appear much blacker than I actually am.

Brown Nutella smudges on your face is not the aim of the game in this activity. Each incorrect answer results in a bit of sticky hazelnut goodness on your face. I epically failed in this game - a total of nine smudges on my face.
3. After losing at the Nutella game, it's best to wash your face before ushering at Church the next morning
Enough said. My bad.

In this case it requires walking into Coles, spotting a huge Red Bull display, seeing a price tag for two four-pack Red Bulls for $15. Regular drinkers of Red Bull will recognise this as an incredible price. For those of you playing at home, that's a saving of $4.98. Bargain.

Matt asked me to bleed him and I did ... after missing his vein once. I got all nervous and his veins were a bit hard to feel. He was comforted, however, knowing that his colesterol fell into the normal range.

Even if it is yellow. That's Liz from work - note the ring on the finger, fellas ;)
Even at the end of this tiring week I can still say I've enjoyed it. Jesus is on my side and nothing this crazy world throws at me can pull me down.
Jolly Hockey Sticks.